Propagandarama

AKA panties-moistener. “@SoBBolton: Scarf wall! http://tweetphoto.com/35660542”

Further evidence that @MollydeA is not a man. On Christina Hendricks: “She doesn’t do anything for me.”

Improvisation: chicken makhani from leftover grilled chicken. Made my own butter from cream. Kickin it 19th century (with a stand up mixer).

My 9yo has made a cat o’ nine tails out of zipties. Not sure what she’s done with the rest of the dungeon equipment.

Woke up with a headache. Anyone know a good trepannist?

Alternative headache cure: 9yo made me frozen waffles w/ fresh blueberries (& “Creeping Death” on shuffle).

Off to Atlantic City to meet my 2nd cousin @AmyCarewSturgis. Odds that her kid says something hilarious/inappropriate: 2:5. Book it.

Exploring my sexuality: singing “This Charming Man” at the top of my lungs with the windows down.

I find that my meat is especially succulent after I’ve been brined for a few hours.

Sign of impending midlife crisis? Man driving 97 Civic thinks late model Camaro, Mustang are “cool.” Further evidence: toupee.